♥ Jokes

 
Peeps, don't be lazy to read such a long post.
It's actually quite funny and interesting :)
Although I got C for my marketing subject on previous sem :O

What is marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say :"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing'

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says :"He's very rich. "Marry him." - That's Advertising'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say :"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!" - That's Telemarketing'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say :"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"- That's Public Relations'

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says :"You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say :"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback'

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say :"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her :"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say :"I'm rich, marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets'

Copied from fb :p